I meant to post about this yesterday. By the time I got home yesterday, I was too stressed out and annoyed. So I decided not to post the Daley Laugh.
Soooo...where should I begin??? Ahhhhh...Big Perm! Big Perm and his parents never cease to amaze me. But yesterday, it took everything in me not to point and laugh. I did an excellent job maintaining my composure. However, when I saw him in the hall, I did STOP in my tracks and STARE for a good 2-3 minutes.
I am sure most of you are familiar with that annoying female rapper, Nicki Minaj. Well, for those of you who are not familiar with her...she likes to wear wigs of crazy colors and different styles. Sometimes you might see her in a Chinese Bob. You may have seen Rihanna wearing her hair like that from time to time. Well...Big Perm must have gotten a touch up (relaxer) over the weekend. Yesterday his hair was bone straight and it was kind of styled into a Chinese Bob (I'll be including a picture of one for you visual learners.). Well, I stopped and stared. I even did a "Linda Blair" as I continued to walk down the hallway. I swear my head turned ALL THE WAY around! My question is...Why does this boy's mother and sisters continue to make a mockery of him on a weekly basis?!?!?!?! HE LOOKS TERRIBLE!
Part 2 of today's Daley Laugh is actually about some of the kids in my class. My kids don't do many things that make me say "Oh my gosh! I have to write about this!" Well, today was one of those days I had to write about.
A young girl (we'll call her Susie) and a young boy (we'll call him Tony) are arguing in my classroom. Tony runs up to me and tells me that Susie said nasty things to him. So I ask..."What kind of nasty things?" Tony whispers, "Susie said my butthole is wide." So you know I had to pause and get it together before I commented. Of course, I ask why she told him he had a wide butthole. Tony is distraught and tells me he has no idea why she would say that. So I call Susie over and I ask her if she told Tony he had a wide butthole. She looks at me with wide eyes because she's about to lie, but instead she gives me some crazy story about him taking something from her. So she decided to insult him by telling him he had a wide butthole. Our conversation went something like this:
Me: Susie? Could you come here for a moment?
Susie: Yes...
Me: Susie, did you tell Tony that his butthole was wide????
Susie: (wide eyed) Well...he...ummmmm...Well he took my paper from me and told me to be quiet. So I told him that's why he farts too much and his butthole is wide because of it.
Me: I see...well, what's a butthole?
Susie: Huh?!?!
Me: What's a butthole?
Susie: (whispers) That thing behind you.
Me: My desk????
Susie: No...that thing behind you. Between your buttcheeks.
Me: OHHHHHH! Do you talk like that at home?
Susie: No.
Me: Have you ever heard me tell one of you that your butthole is too wide?
Susie: No.
Me: Then why would you choose to have those conversations in school?
Susie: (no answer)
I don't think I need to write anymore about Susie, Big Perm and their shenanigans. I know you're thinking that this can't possibly be going on at her school or in her class. I am not joking. I couldn't make this stuff up if I wanted to! So as you can see...I had a very fun filled Tuesday. Unfortunately my stress level made me forget about it. I'm glad I was able to share this story with you to bring down that level of stress. I hope you enjoyed the Daley Laugh.
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