For the most part, my blogs are about the the little ones in my class. Occasionally, I will post a story about me or a parent in my class. Today's post is about one of the parents. For those of you who have read some of my previous blogs, I'm sure you might have fallen in love with Anthony's father from "It's Not That Serious" (the canned goods story). Unfortunately, our story is not about him, it's about one of my past parents. Where should I begin????
I'm sure that some of you are familiar with Beyonce and her breakout group Destiny's Child. I believe on Destiny's Child's first album they had a song entitled "Bug-a-Boo". A bug-a-boo is that stalker guy who is constantly calling your phone, emailing, texting, he may be visiting you at your job. He's the guy you run away from if you "conveniently" end up at the same location. I'm sure you get my drift. Well, the school I work at has one. He is constantly lingering around the office. He loves to catch the teachers in passing and talk them to death. If we could understand what he was saying, maybe that would help. However he insists on using this voice that I guess he considers his "sexy voice". It's all quite pitiful. To sit in a Parent/Teacher Conference with this man is even worse.
Well, the other day I came downstairs to talk to another parent. Mr. Bug-a-Boo was also waiting downstairs for his son to finish basketball practice. After I finished meeting with the parent who was there to speak with me, I walked past the bug-a-boo. Right after I passed him, I felt something hit me in the back of my head. I turned around with a very perplexed look on my face and the bug-a-boo is looking at me with this "I'm a molestor" smile on his face. I find out that the bug-a-boo hit me in the back of my head with his hat and scarf! Who does that?!?!?! I'm mad he thought we were cool like that! To make matters worse, he was giving me that "I'm a molestor" look! I just feel so violated!
Note to self...stay away from the molestor and watch your back!
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