I am from the hood!

The children never cease to make me laugh.  Well, it must have been an awesome day, because I've been laughing since 8:20 am!  Now, as you continue to read tonight's post, you might say that I shouldn't laugh.  It's not what happened that was funny.  It's what was said that made me laugh hysterically.  So, here it goes...

I have a future chef in my class.  She wants to be a baker when she grows up and always writes about food.  This little chef is also a busy body.  She's like a little old woman who absolutely cannot stay out of anyone's business.  I guess you could call her "everybody's momma" and I am constantly telling her to mind her own business.  Yesterday I think she learned her lesson.

A new girl was added to my roster and all the boys are now starstruck!  Of course, Little Miss Busy Body had to stick her nose where it didn't belong and try to tell this new little diva what to do.  Our new little diva was quick to let her know that she would not stand for such nonsense.  Miss Diva responded with this, "I will punch in your face! I am from the hood and I will get my family to beat yo a**!"  When Little Miss Busy Body informed me of this incident, I maintained my composure and told her I would speak with Miss Diva.  Of course Miss Diva looked at me with her big, brown eyes, batted her eyelashes and told me she did no such thing.  I spoke with her about bullying and told her we don't do this at our school.

I also spoke with Little Miss Busy Body and told her that she had to learn to stop sticking her nose in everyone's business.  I hope Little Miss Busy Body learned her lesson, but I have a feeling the soap opera between my busy body and diva is just beginning.